24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator... 1. Smack your forehead and mutter: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" over and over and over. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and stare at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on
I had a great Christmas....what was your favorite gift?
Another joke:What do you call cheese that is not yours? NachoCheese
Top 10 Funny Store Signs 1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming." 2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left." 4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!" 5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you'd send in your bill. 6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." 7.In a restaurant window: "Don''t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." 8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." 9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." 10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
I had a good Christmas! Thanks everybody for all the great gifts for Ari. He's having a blast!Olive-what's your favorite thing you got for Christmas?
I don't know.....maybe the gamecube and all it's games r my fav things.
My science teacher, Mr. Juilin, tells kids that cheese joke when they're in line @ lunch.
Your teacher is one smart cookie!
Hey girl!!!I'm glad you guys had a good Christmas...it was good to see you as always!!here's something funny...I'm not sure if I sent it to your sister or your mom.http://funnyjunk.com/pages/cat/htm Hope you don't pee your pants laughing like I almost did!!!
Olive...we need an update. What's goin on in your life?
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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Smack your forehead and mutter: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" over and over and over.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and stare at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on
I had a great Christmas....what was your favorite gift?
Another joke:
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
NachoCheese
Top 10 Funny Store Signs
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you'd send in your bill.
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don''t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
I had a good Christmas! Thanks everybody for all the great gifts for Ari. He's having a blast!
Olive-what's your favorite thing you got for Christmas?
I don't know.....maybe the gamecube and all it's games r my fav things.
My science teacher, Mr. Juilin, tells kids that cheese joke when they're in line @ lunch.
Your teacher is one smart cookie!
Hey girl!!!
I'm glad you guys had a good Christmas...it was good to see you as always!!
here's something funny...I'm not sure if I sent it to your sister or your mom.
http://funnyjunk.com/pages/cat/htm
Hope you don't pee your pants laughing like I almost did!!!
Olive...we need an update. What's goin on in your life?
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